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[07 Apr 2005|03:35am]
[ mood | crushed ]

Susan's been to crazy in the head to post in here for me. It makes me so mad! *irate* All I want is a little attention every now and then. Everyone seems to not love me as much as they did before.

Is it because I have gained a few pounds? Is it because Susan is a butt-hole?Is it because I am not human. *tears* I can't help that I am just a fuzzy little ferret with a big appetite.

You all should be nicer to me. Fat ferrets need love too. *snifflies*

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Meanies! [07 Apr 2005|03:30am]
[ mood | bitchy ]

You guys are always too busy to even pay any attention to me. *dook dook dook*

EVERYONE TALK NOW OR I WILL GNAW YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT!!!

If that don't work...I'll just poop all over your stuff.

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I got in trouble alot today. [01 Mar 2005|12:36am]
[ mood | tired ]

Today was fun! I made a mess in here!!! I pooped in the corner, peed in the coner, ate some treats, nibbled some toes, ate some food, drank some fresh water, ate some cucumber, tried to get squished by a cpu, got my toenail stuck in a small jewelry locker that was on the floor. I even got to get into the TMNT lunch box again!!! I tasted some ranch dressing even though I was not suppose to. I swear these people are trying to make me fat. FAT FAT FAT. UGH! I need to go on a ferret diet. They did give me a new bag to play in today though. I tipped over some banana chips... all over the floor. That will teach them to give me banana chips more often. I've been trying to get to them for days now. Even while Susan was sleeping. She pisses me off sometimes. Sleeping while I'm trying to play. It gets annoying. Then she picks me up and wants to cuddle and fall asleep together. I swear that girl has issues.

Here's a few pictures from today:


I felt rather cute today!



And I really wanted inside the lunch box bad... I scratched at it....



I bited it...



And VICTORY WAS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Then Susan started playing some shitty music. I didn't like it.. I had to cover my poor little ears. That bitch has got no respect for me sometimes when I am trying to sleep.



Well, I am going to go back to bed now. I am tired. I need to rest, so I can have a fun and playful day tomorrow.

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Ferret update! [28 Feb 2005|01:19am]
[ mood | blah ]

Wow, it's been a long time since I have wrote in here. I don't know why I haven't kept it updated. Oh we all know why. I'm lazy and been all over the world and back. I decided for some reason to try to write in here more. I'm bored...that's about it.

Fity has gotten older since then, of course. He's gained some weight. Faty. That's his new nickname. He don't like it of course when I call him that, but who would.



Here's a picture of him after he done what he does best... EAT.



And this is where he likes to sleep most. It's the back of my Ibanez guitar amp. He won't let me take it nowhere with me. I tried to take it when I moved a few times and he gave me this evil ferret sad cuteness thing... I melted of course and gave it to him basically. He's got a pretty expensive napping area. :(

He's cute though. I love the little evil fur ball. Well, I think I'm going to go for now. I shall update better soon. STAY TUNED!!!!

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IM CLEAN!! [04 Feb 2004|01:53am]
[ mood | refreshed ]

oh man.. i haven't been able to write in here in a while..but, susan finally gave me a bath today she went away to minneapolis for that week and i didn't get a bath before then and then when she got back i got sick and i didn't get a bath then a week or so later i still haven't got a bath til TONIGHT! i'm flippin' out and i feel sooo clean.. i can't stop rolling and running around like crazy!!!


hey females.. smell my clean fur!! you know you want me ;-)


<33333

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SITE! [23 Jan 2004|04:20pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

YAY!! SHE GOT OFF HER LAZY HUMAN ASS AND UPDATED MY SITE!!! Fity The Ferret

CHECK OUT MY NEW THINGS!!! CUTEEEEE *DOOK DOOK DOOK*

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I AM BETTER! [23 Jan 2004|12:46pm]
[ mood | devious ]

SORRY EVERYONE!I have been sick as you all know for almost a whole week!I hate having a runny nose and my poor little eyes hurting.I am all better now!!!And I have been running around and hoping like I use to..but, I do it even more than before. *dook dook* I think Susan [info]fallingemotions gets a little mad sometimes..I tend to knock over her sodas too much... and it gets all over her bed and that weird big thing that she is always on all the time... I think it's called a computer?All I know is that little red glowing thing she keeps calling a mouse is tasty!She won't let me eat it though.. I GOT TO LICK IT LIKE 5 TIMES THE OTHER DAY!!!!I think it likes me.WHY?!??!?!? WHY CAN'T I HAVE THE MOUSEY??I WANNA PLAY WITH IT!!! I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA!!I also have been sneaking extra banana chips and hiding them in those plastic bags that are on the floor.You never know when you won't get a treat and you really really want one.I'm afraid that I heard I am running out of yogie snacks too.Susan better get off her lazy ass and make some money so I can have treats.I will tear some of her stuff up if she don't.That's not fair.She gets to play with her stuff and eat things.. So, I better have me some more yogie snacks soon or else.You know those burgundy boots you love so much Susan?Yeah... say goodbye to them.. I will shread them into pieces.And then I will hide all your socks.ALL OF THEM!!! YOUR FEET WILL FREEZE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *EVIL DOOK* I really hope she gets money soon.I have been really wanting another ferret to play with.I really am looking forward to having Zoie around.I hear so much of "I promise I'll get you a Zoie soon..." I hope she's serious.I would like that alot.Then I can have someone to dook around with and cause terror around the house like I have planned.But,I need a buddy in crime to do such things.

Someday when I grow up to be a big ferret... I want to sing to the world.I think I am such a great singer.I have written so many songs and I want to sing them to you.Sometimes I really hate what Susan listens to though.It's annoying.She's got sucky taste in music.There is just times when I want to bite her big toe off and eat it in some speghetti.MMMM TOES!!! I LIKE THOSE!!!Here's a picture of me singing about a week or so ago.




I also was hanging out with my buddy Oliver..but, I don't think he likes me all that much.. neither does those other cats... Susan managed to snag a picture.



My site should be updated soon.So, keep checking back.BYE BYE ALL MY HUMAN FRIENDS!!

*ferret kisses*

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birthday alert. [14 Jan 2004|11:15am]
[ mood | working ]
[ music | bleep bleep mail time. ]

to those of you meanies whom forgot my birthday it's december the 29th exactly a month before Susan's[info]fallingemotions. I AM 1 year old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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fity gets another birth certificate. [14 Jan 2004|10:44am]
[ mood | working ]
[ music | L7 - Monster ]

Hi Susan:

I would be happy to send you a birth certificate. Please provide the
following information:

Your full name and address
Ferret's name, sex, color and date of birth or date of purchase

Regards,
Customer Service

That means:

I GET MY FERRET'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE AGAIN!!! And it also means that I am going to stick it in Fity's folder of ferret stuff in my filing cabinet.I won't get it lost this time.They answered that so quickly too. I was expecting a few days.. I just did that and within minutes they replied.YAY!!!!!

Happy good news is always a nice thing.

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sickly ferret [14 Jan 2004|09:54am]
[ mood | working ]
[ music | Evanescence - Going Under ]

I had to take Fity to the VET today.He seems to have a upper respiratory problem.And he got a shot and medicine which I am suppose to give him 2 times a day for 5 days.. then bring him back in if he isn't feeling well still.He keeps sneezing and breathing all funny like.So, I had to take him in and do something about it.A sick and sad ferret isn't a happy one.

After he gets all better, he's gotta go back in for his vaccinations.Oh boy, will that ever be fun.I feel sorry for him though.. He didn't like the shot nor when they took his temperature.He's sleeping right now.Which I will assume that it is a good thing.... sleep always helps you get over sickness.Well it always helped me.

The good news is Fity is still jumping around and playing even though he is sick.Which is a good thing.At least if I play with him lots.. it might help him get better too.Since he will be all happy and bouncy.

Well, I will update more on this later on.

-Susan

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popcorn eating ferret [02 Jan 2004|02:04am]
[ mood | hungry ]

today fity ate some popcorn and it was funny..

nanny came in the room later on and threw one down and it landed on his head and he kept it there for a good while.. didn't fall off....even when he walked around the room... so i thought i would take a few pictures.. 'cause i it was cute.
popcorn head )

last night.. fity got cold and nanny told me to put him in his backpack and cover him up with some covers so his little feeties would get warm...i really do believe he's the most spoiled animal i have ever had..

warm ferret )

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swimming fity [30 Dec 2003|05:49am]
[ mood | busy ]

Yesterday Fity had a bath!It was amusing.. 'cause I never filled the tub up and let him float around and stuff.. I threw the rubber ducky in there and the ducky would float away then fity would swim after it!It was great.. I sat and watched him swim around for a good bit.. then I had to take him out and blow dry him.. something about that blow dryer that makes him go crazy..

swim little ferret swim )

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update on fitys site [21 Dec 2003|04:14pm]
[ mood | hungry ]
[ music | junior senior ]

there's now more videos in the video section on fity's site.

a few are old..but, some aren't so old.. there will be more up soon enough..

just check back in later.

thanks!
-Susan

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bad bad ferret [21 Dec 2003|04:12pm]
[ mood | hungry ]
[ music | Junior Senior - move your feet ]

last night.. fity thought he would be amused by dumping my nice glass of mountain dew all over my blankie, keyboard and bed.. i sure do love how he shows he cares.. haha..

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female ferret [12 Dec 2003|07:31am]
[ mood | busy ]

So, as you all know... there will be a new ferret in my home someday really soon.Will be a female and named Zoie. Hopefully she will be mostly solid white with some light grey highlights to her.. Fity wants a buddee.Think of all the madness that will occur then!

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HI! [12 Dec 2003|07:10am]
[ mood | busy ]

Well, since you all love the ferret.I am apt to actually update this more than update a ferret site.. but, look at the site still cause, I am actually currently working on it.This is going to be my ferret journal where I can keep track of the silly stuff he does.If you actually wanna read it then add him to your list.

Thanks!
-Susan & Fity.

P.S. I am actually making this journal Friends Only. I don't want random creeps checking out my poor ferret. Haha.So, if you must see the pictures and stuff then either create you a journal or add him to your friends list.

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